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    it snowed last night

    it Snowed Last Night..

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor...
  2. Thread: joke of the week

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    joke of the week

    A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother
    told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his
    study for a talk....
  3. Thread: Paraprosdokias:

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    Paraprosdokias:

    Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase
    is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them).

    1. Where there's a...
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    our people in washington???

    Subject: Fw: Washington, DC Airport ticket agent




    1. These are hard to believe. And in each case naming the guilty party a DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples
    of why the US is in...
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    our people in washington????

    Subject: Fw: Washington, DC Airport ticket agent



    1. These are hard to believe. And in each case naming the guilty party a DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of why the US is in so...
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    men are happier people

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
    creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
    plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another...
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    Re: Downrigger: Cable or Braid

    dave, I understand, stuck at home, misery loves company.
    be safe
  8. Thread: My new vehicle

    by okie
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    Re: My new vehicle

    you are 100% right, its great not having any debt. the only debt I have now is 50% of my
    military retired pay goes to my ex-wife. but now my savings is doing real good i'm afraid my wife
    now might...
  9. Thread: magic

    by okie
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    magic

    magic
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    Re: Rebuilding my arsenal

    i'd say those 3 wiil be really hot the first time you try them. it seems like its
    been 2 months since we went fishing.
    be safe
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    Re: japanese glass balls used in net fishing

    had a few like that, still in the net, but almost all had been free of the net. while on midway
    I would make a macramé net with nylon line for them.
    be safe
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    Re: Pyramid Fest Fall 2019 Pot Luck

    if i make it, i'll bring either chinese shrimp or the korean beef like the last fest, not the ribs.
    be safe
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    japanese glass balls used in net fishing

    anyone know what these are? I used to have a lot of them that I sent home while stationed on
    midway island, me ex got rid of all of them. my sister gave me one that I sent her back in the 67-68 ...
  14. Thread: wives

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    Re: wives

    rcvd a text today from my ex, saying, "i wish you was here!"
    she was walking through a cemetary.
    be safe
  15. Thread: dna

    by okie
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    Re: dna

    we share about 99 p/c of our genes with donkeys, but few actual dna seguences. so I guess we
    are distant cousins with jackass' since they will have our gens also. i'm just guessing, I don't know...
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    Re: strange talents and skills

    check this out, I think it surprised everybody.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSCiCDHeMjk

    be safe
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    Re: strange talents and skills

    i'm not good at casting with a spinning reel, I could never fly fish.
    thanks for showing thart.
    be safe
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    strange talents and skills

    https://youtu.be/DStrffgqoSA


    enjoy
    be safe
  19. Thread: wives

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    Re: wives

    i bought my wife a platex living bra and it starved to death.
    be safe
  20. Thread: wives

    by okie
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    wives

    https://attachment.outlook.live.net/owa/bjkendall@hotmail.com/service.svc/s/GetAttachmentThumbnail?id=AQMkADAwATEyMGE3LTRjMmYtOTdhMS0wMAItMDAKAEYAAAOOLkNd8VJVTLgaH8wcYUYnBwC%2FclqKMtlZQYqlpMNi4yR0AAAC...
  21. Thread: thoughts

    by okie
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    thoughts

    you know you live in a great country when even the people
    that absolutely detest it wont leave it.

    be safe
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    Re: Calif. new homes rules...................

    a neighbor told me his solar cost 17k, it provides just a little over what he uses. but he still has
    to pay 80.00 a month because of the hookup of local power.
    be safe
  23. Thread: dna

    by okie
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    dna

    Every human shares 99 percent of his or her DNA with every other person.



    Furthermore, human DNA is very similar to that of other species.



    We share most of our genes, which make up...
  24. Thread: canarys

    by okie
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    canarys

    https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58883180_2442174145842759_7704758251954372608_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeGhOTR8bFk-gsRSolcFcCE1X_27OjlBi8fR-JzcPxmGhisj8R3Uyt1UmpGna6AcOlv_INZ9Sg1_2lUuQUy...
  25. Thread: $20.00 bills

    by okie
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    $20.00 bills

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging $20.00two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

    One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk....
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