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    Being married 4 times I think she would have learned it by now, otherwise if she went to register they would turn her away saying she has no clue how to stay married. No use in consultation at her point in life......Jetspray
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    Four Husbands

    The local news station was interviewing an
    80-year-old lady because she had just gotten
    married for the fourth time. The interviewer
    asked her questions about her life, about
    what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,
    and then about her new husband's occupation.

    "He's a funeral director," she answered.

    "Interesting," the newsman thought.

    He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling
    him a little about her first three husbands and
    what they did for a living. She paused for a few
    moments, needing time to reflect on all those
    years. After a short time, a smile came to her
    face and she answered proudly, explaining that
    she had first married a banker when she was in
    her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her
    40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now
    - in her 80's - a funeral director.

    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished,
    and asked why she had married four men with
    such diverse careers.

    (Wait for it)

    She smiled and explained, "I married one for
    the money, two for the show, three to get ready,
    and four to go."
    Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. -- Ovid

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