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    Re: why i drink

    Makes perfect sense. Think I’ll have a beer to speed up my mental process and think about it a little more. May take a couple beers to really get the brain cells up to warp speed.
    Hunting, Fishing and Labrador Retrievers and at the end of the day a glass of Buffalo Trace Whiskey- Life is Sweet.

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    why i drink

    rcvd this from a I know why I drink.

    it's like this, a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when
    the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones that are killed first. this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. in much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. and that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

    be safe

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