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    Quote Originally Posted by hooks View Post
    Alexa, slowly say all the words that end in less. Say hi to siri for me, then set the oven to preheat to 450 degrees, then call Papa Murphy's and have an extra large pepperoni pizza delivered.

    I'm motionless now.
    Don't forget the "stool softeners" or a beer out of a 55 gallon barrel...….Jetspray
    2003 Alumaweld, 19'6", Chevy vortec V-6, SD-309 american turbine jet, T-8 Yamaha kicker, waiting for the tackle fairy to show up to fill my boxes

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    Alexa, slowly say all the words that end in less. Say hi to siri for me, then set the oven to preheat to 450 degrees, then call Papa Murphy's and have an extra large pepperoni pizza delivered.

    I'm motionless now.
    Catch ya later ... hooks

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    And anytime you ask for "help" you are immediately labeled "brainless" because you should have looked at your "dumbphone" to get the answers you can't look up.......Jetspray
    2003 Alumaweld, 19'6", Chevy vortec V-6, SD-309 american turbine jet, T-8 Yamaha kicker, waiting for the tackle fairy to show up to fill my boxes

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    Priceless....
    Nevertheless I'm not weaponless or homeless or voiceless or voteless.....yet!
    Catch ya later ... hooks

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    Civilization in 201 9 - this is priceless!

    WELCOME to 201 9
    � Our Phones - Wireless
    � Cooking - Fireless
    � Cars - Keyless
    � Food - Fatless
    � Tires -Tubeless
    � Dress - Sleeveless
    � Youth - Jobless
    � Leaders - Shameless
    � Relationships - Meaningless
    � Attitudes - Careless
    � Babies - Fatherless
    � Feelings - Heartless
    � Education - Valueless
    � Children – Mannerless

    We are - SPEECHLESS,
    Government - is CLUELESS,
    And our Politicians - are WORTHLESS!

    I'm scared - ****less!
    You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
    Doing the best I can with what's left.

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