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    Re: Chuckle of the Day

    No wonder it was so easy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by hooks View Post
    You know how important exercise is, as we grow older. Here are a few suggestions. I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a five-pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight out to my sides and hold them there as long as I can.
    After a few weeks, I moved up to 10-pound potato sacks, then 25-pound potato sacks and finally I got to where I could lift a 50-pound potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute! Next, I started putting a few potatoes in the sacks, but I would caution you not to overdo it at this level.
    It only works if they are burlap, new plastic bags are too light...….Jetspray
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    Re: Chuckle of the Day

    You know how important exercise is, as we grow older. Here are a few suggestions. I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a five-pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight out to my sides and hold them there as long as I can.
    After a few weeks, I moved up to 10-pound potato sacks, then 25-pound potato sacks and finally I got to where I could lift a 50-pound potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute! Next, I started putting a few potatoes in the sacks, but I would caution you not to overdo it at this level.
    Catch ya later ... hooks

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    Chuckle of the Day

    An elderly couple were driving across the country.
    The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
    The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”

    The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
    The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”
    The patrolman says, “May I see your license?”
    The woman turns to her husband and asks again, “What did he say?”
    The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!”
    The woman gave the officer her license.

    The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”

    The woman turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

    And the old man yells, “He said he knows you!”
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