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    Quote Originally Posted by Salmonhead#1 View Post
    What happens if its all 5? Dave
    I guess you're as sick as I am.
    be safe

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDK View Post
    A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??


    Go outside and pee in the garden.


    # If ants gather:- diabetes.




    # If you pee on your feet:- prostate.




    # if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.




    # if when you shake it & your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.




    # if you return inside with your dick hanging outside your pants:- Alzheimer

    dam, i'm sicker than I thought I was, no wonder I feel so bad all the time.
    be safe

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    Re: Friend sent this

    What happens if its all 5? Dave

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    Friend sent this

    A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??


    Go outside and pee in the garden.


    # If ants gather:- diabetes.




    # If you pee on your feet:- prostate.




    # if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.




    # if when you shake it & your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.




    # if you return inside with your dick hanging outside your pants:- Alzheimer
    You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
    Doing the best I can with what's left.

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