Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: how was i born?

  1. #8
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    sparks, nv
    Posts
    7,819
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: how was i born?

    Quote Originally Posted by Waterdog View Post
    I was afraid Id get banned if I continued the narrative. No I didnt marry her. One might have lascivious thoughts of her but marry her, naw I dont think so.
    I don't, I think she is probably a fine young lady, it's animals like us that
    give them a bad name.
    be safe

  2. Likes Waterdog, TBSP liked this post
  3. #7
    Senior Member Waterdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    The Twilight Zone
    Posts
    2,636
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: how was i born?

    Quote Originally Posted by okie View Post
    you shouldn't get us all interested then just stop the story.
    be safe
    I was afraid Id get banned if I continued the narrative. No I didnt marry her. One might have lascivious thoughts of her but marry her, naw I dont think so.
    Hunting, Fishing and Labrador Retrievers and at the end of the day a glass of Buffalo Trace Whiskey- Life is Sweet.

  4. Likes TBSP liked this post
  5. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    sparks, nv
    Posts
    7,819
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: how was i born?

    Quote Originally Posted by Plug-n-Jug View Post
    I think we knew the same girl. Err... unless you married her. Then I have no idea who your talking about.

    I've met a few of them in my travels.
    live is not as much fun since I retired, my travels in Asia gave me a totally different
    outlook on life. sure beats Muskogee.be safe

  6. Likes TBSP liked this post
  7. #5
    Senior Member Plug-n-Jug's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Sacramento
    Posts
    605
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: how was i born?

    Quote Originally Posted by Waterdog View Post
    I’m pretty sure there have been a zillion babies conceived post pot smoking. I knew a girl that after smoking pot would.......never mind.
    I think we knew the same girl. Err... unless you married her. Then I have no idea who your talking about.
    I FISH, THEREFORE I CUSS AND LIE!

  8. Likes okie, TBSP, kickinit liked this post
  9. #4
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    sparks, nv
    Posts
    7,819
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: how was i born?

    Quote Originally Posted by Waterdog View Post
    Im pretty sure there have been a zillion babies conceived post pot smoking. I knew a girl that after smoking pot would.......never mind.
    you shouldn't get us all interested then just stop the story.
    be safe

  10. Likes Jetspray, zipperman, TBSP liked this post
  11. #3
    Senior Member Waterdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    The Twilight Zone
    Posts
    2,636
    Post Thanks / Like

    Re: how was i born?

    Im pretty sure there have been a zillion babies conceived post pot smoking. I knew a girl that after smoking pot would.......never mind.
    Hunting, Fishing and Labrador Retrievers and at the end of the day a glass of Buffalo Trace Whiskey- Life is Sweet.

  12. Likes Jetspray, TBSP liked this post
  13. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Age
    69
    Posts
    14,730
    Post Thanks / Like

    Cool Re: how was i born?

    Quote Originally Posted by okie View Post
    A 7 year old lad asked Mom , "How was I born Mommy?"

    Mom smiled and said...... "Once upon a time me and your Daddy had a wonderful time

    and we planted a little seed.

    Daddy put it in the earth and I took very good care of it every single day.

    After a while, the seed started to grow beautifully and it turned into a healthy
    leafy plant so . . . we dried it, smoked it, got high and forgot to use a condom."

    be safe
    Did she get the munchies in the middle of the action?.....Jetspray
    2003 Alumaweld, 19'6", Chevy vortec V-6, SD-309 american turbine jet, T-8 Yamaha kicker, waiting for the tackle fairy to show up to fill my boxes

  14. Likes TBSP liked this post
  15. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    sparks, nv
    Posts
    7,819
    Post Thanks / Like

    how was i born?

    A 7 year old lad asked Mom , "How was I born Mommy?"

    Mom smiled and said...... "Once upon a time me and your Daddy had a wonderful time

    and we planted a little seed.

    Daddy put it in the earth and I took very good care of it every single day.

    After a while, the seed started to grow beautifully and it turned into a healthy
    leafy plant so . . . we dried it, smoked it, got high and forgot to use a condom."

    be safe

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •