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Line Stretcher
04-01-2013, 01:08 PM
USE LAKE_SONOMA
select gb.fishtype, gb.location, gb.time, w.jobsched, v.boat
from guidebook as gb
innerjoin work as w ON
w.time = gb.time
innerjoin vessel as v ON
v.towvehicle = w.workvehicle
UNION ALL
alter table guidebook nocheck constraint FK_work
atler table time nocheck constraint FK_time
begin tran
insert into guidebook
SET gb.fishtype = "Steelhead", gb.time ='2013-04-02 07:00:00' , gb.location = 'Lake Sonoma'
udate work where gb.time = '2013-04-02 07:00:00'
SET w.jobsched = "Gone Fishing"
commit


Translation (SQL to English) = Cancel work I'm going fishing at Lake Sonoma at 7 am tomorrow morning.

PS Mods, this won't actually run so it's not a threat to the boards integrity. I'm just havin fun..

dabalone
04-01-2013, 02:58 PM
Command lines to your "fishing" database? You ok? lol

Line Stretcher
04-01-2013, 03:03 PM
Command lines to your "fishing" database? You ok? lol

Oh Yeah, I'm just fine... LOL... Anytime I can write SQL code that lets me go fishing life is good.

CAL.NDN
04-01-2013, 03:37 PM
Lmao!!!!! Didnt realy understand it totally but was funny as heck. Yea i checked lake sanoma its 345 mins from my door step. A lil.to far for me to travel fish and be back by 330. But hope ya do good out there steve. :) and thank you agin.

Line Stretcher
04-01-2013, 04:53 PM
Lmao!!!!! Didnt realy understand it totally but was funny as heck. Yea i checked lake sanoma its 345 mins from my door step. A lil.to far for me to travel fish and be back by 330. But hope ya do good out there steve. :) and thank you agin.

Yikes, that's like me driving up to Eagle. That's a long drive for a boat ride, ha. I just hooked the boat up, filled out my parking lot envelop and stocked the cooler. I'm ready to go. Geeze it's been over a week since I've been out, I'm jonesin.

CAL.NDN
04-01-2013, 04:59 PM
Lol i no i aint been in almost a week im.jonesin two. Good luck.

CAL.NDN
04-01-2013, 05:30 PM
Eagle lake is 4hr 45mins from my door step straight shot no stops lol. But. Would be worth it for sure