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  1. Thread: glasses

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    Re: glasses

    haven't heard that saying since moby dick was a minnow.
    be safe
  2. Thread: glasses

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    Re: glasses

    I bought her some diamonds over 30 years ago, and I've been 'paying' for them ever since. I cant say it was a mistake, but I've sure missed the fun I had before then.
    she just got her a new benz suv...
  3. Thread: glasses

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    glasses

    bought my wife a pair of glasses yesterday, she still didn't see things my way.
    what's a man supposed to do?
    be safe
  4. Thread: December 7th 1941

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    Re: December 7th 1941

    I agree with you, I always visit that memorial every time I've be in Hawaii. a
    couple of my wife old friends here that husbands passed away that were on the
    ship took their ashes there to be put...
  5. Thread: Pyramid 12-5-19

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    Re: Pyramid 12-5-19

    usually the fishing is pretty good anytime, fishing season is closed from
    7-01 thru 9-30.

    if you have never been here, the second full weekend of april or October, that's when the fests are, not...
  6. Thread: exercise

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    Re: exercise

    100 yard dash? I haven't done that in over 50 years, the farthest I've ran is about 15 feet,
    a couple months ago we had a coyote in our back yard about to get one of our puppies,
    I started to run...
  7. Thread: exercise

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    Re: exercise

    do you get back up like I do?

    after squat step 1 fall over
    2 straighten out
    3 get on hands and knees
    4 crawl to a chair
    ...
  8. Thread: exercise

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    exercise

    When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat
    chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

    be safe
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    Re: wild fires california

    a lot of places in the U.S. and overseas that are a lot smarter than Ca.
    be safe
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    Re: Thanksgiving storm

    don't feel bad, my catching is so bad, I haven't even caught a cold in over 5 years.
    be safe
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    Re: wild fires california

    in most states they have a clean area near high power lines so they don't touch trees and cause fires.
    be safe
  12. Thread: bkfst

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    bkfst

    https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2019/11/74343657_2749495931779776_7180598952796880896_n.jpg?resize=557%2C600&ssl=1

    be safe
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    Re: Thanksgiving storm

    I stopped smoking 1990 I think it was, after about 40 years i'm glad I did. I was about 1 and a half pack a day.
    i'm sure glad I did because I couldn't afford to now. I was paying 1.50 a carton for...
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    Re: Thanksgiving storm

    when i was working in taiwan, it didnt snow there much, only saw it in the mountains.
    the site i was at was on top of a mountain and was leaving after a mid watch, about 8 am
    and saw chinese...
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    Re: Thanksgiving storm

    wishing everyone a very safe and happy Thanksgiving.
    be safe....AND WARM.
    okie and family
  16. Thread: The Texas Farmer

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    The Texas Farmer

    A Texas farmer went to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and begins talking. The Aussie show off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at...
  17. Thread: how was i born?

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    Re: how was i born?

    I don't, I think she is probably a fine young lady, it's animals like us that
    give them a bad name.
    be safe
  18. How do court recorders keep straight faces????

    rcvd this from a friend, enjoy



    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court...
  19. Thread: how was i born?

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    Re: how was i born?

    I've met a few of them in my travels.
    live is not as much fun since I retired, my travels in Asia gave me a totally different
    outlook on life. sure beats Muskogee.be safe
  20. Thread: Christmas

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    Christmas

    Last Christmas, a very attractive lesbian couple

    asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

    I told them "I wanna watch."

    They gave me a Timex.


    Darn. Should have been more specific.
  21. Thread: how was i born?

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    Re: how was i born?

    you shouldn't get us all interested then just stop the story.
    be safe
  22. Thread: snow man

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    snow man

    7:00- built a snow man in the front yard.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained...
  23. Thread: how was i born?

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    how was i born?

    A 7 year old lad asked Mom , "How was I born Mommy?"


    Mom smiled and said...... "Once upon a time me and your Daddy had a wonderful time
    and we planted a little seed.

    Daddy put it in the...
  24. Thread: balls

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    balls

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

    2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING

    3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

    4. The...
  25. Thread: learning

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    learning

    what do we learn from cows, buffalo and elephants?

    that it's impossible to lose weight by eating green
    grass, salads and walking.

    be safe
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