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    Re: Members, Where Have They Gone?

    other than a blocked left subclavian artery, having blood about the same density as water from the thinners,
    I'm doin ok. got a small scratch on my elbow last Friday, couldn't get it to stop...
  2. Thread: doctors

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    doctors

    went to the doc's yesterday for my annual check up.
    he said, "you have a disease common in men your age!"
    I asked, "what's that?"
    he replied, "cabbage fever!"
    I asked, "what's 'cabbage fever?'...
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    Re: Members, Where Have They Gone?

    feeling a lot better since I got the pacemaker, my heart rate was 35. my son got me a heated vest to wear. I started to put
    it on and try it, then I checked the label, "do not use with pacemaker"....
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    Re: Members, Where Have They Gone?

    getting old is hard, plus i'm down from around 220 lb to about 155-160, when it gets below
    75-80 i shake like a dog sh.... peach seeds. right now in my house its 72, I have flannel house
    pants,...
  5. Thread: Anyone eat carp?

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    Re: Anyone eat carp?

    back in the late 50's, my mother and stepdad always fished for carp below the fort Gibson dam, we would
    give them to and elderly family, (grandma and grandpa to me, but not related), grandma would...
  6. Thread: canary islands

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    canary islands

    did you know there is not one canary on the canary islands?
    and on the virgin islands, not one canary there either.
    be safe
  7. Thread: folgers

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    folgers

    folgers got it wrong...
    the best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
    jmho
    be safe
  8. Thread: old and dumb

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    Re: old and dumb

    getting old is rough, but it beats the alternative,
    when I was young I could climb mountains, now days, I have
    to steady myself to fart.
    be safe
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    Re: 2019/2020 Pyramid Lake Permits

    7-11 on pmid hwy has them.
    be safe
  10. Thread: old and dumb

    by okie
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    old and dumb

    at the doc's office today, I was watching a three year old
    pull up apps on a cell phone.

    me, I just figured out how to turn mine off without
    taking the battery out.

    be safe
  11. Thread: political

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    political

    wouldn't life be a lot better if 'liars pants really caught on fire"?

    many years ago, Redd Foxx said, "if I was running for office, I wouldn't
    promise you a car in every garage or a chicken in...
  12. Thread: physical

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    physical

    had a physical yesterday, the doc said, "don't eat anything fatty!"

    I said, "you mean like bacon and burgers?"

    he replied, "NO, fatty, don't eat anything!"

    be safe
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    Re: Members, Where Have They Gone?

    imho, he can take his site and shove it where the sun don't shine, the only time I logged
    on was to talk to people that switched from the sniffer. then I decided if they had anything
    to say to me...
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    Re: Members, Where Have They Gone?

    have you checked other sites, if there are any others left, i think finaddicts closed, and i cant think of the
    name of the other site. maybe they got tired of the junk i post.
    be safe
  15. Thread: scrabble

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    scrabble

    Someone out there
    Must be "deadly" atScrabble.




    Wait till you see the last one!
  16. Thread: new neighbor

    by okie
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    new neighbor

    new neighbor asked my wife,
    "is your husband easy to please?"
    my wife replied, "I don't know, I've never tried!"
    she still tells me she loves me,
    be safe
  17. Thread: fairy tales

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    fairy tales

    Do all fairy tales start with "once upon a time?"

    NO, some start with "if i am elected, I promise!"

    be safe
  18. Thread: burro and burrow

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    burro and burrow

    people that don't know the difference between these
    two words don't know their a.. from the hole in the ground.
    be safe
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    Re: The italian poker club

    i don't gamble often, I still have 800 of the 1k that I won at baldinis keno.
    be safe
  20. Thread: poem

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    poem

    A Terrific Poem

    He was getting old and paunchy, And his hair was falling fast,
    and he sat around the Legion, Telling stories of the past.
    Of a war that he once fought in, And the deeds that he...
  21. Thread: water

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    water

    A Glass of Wine vs Water(oh, dear!)

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine,and those who don't,
    and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    Ben Franklin said this "In wine...
  22. Thread: our lives

    by okie
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    our lives

    Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere...
    makes your heart race and changes you forever...
    we call these people cops.

    be safe
  23. Thread: friends

    by okie
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    friends

    perks of being my friend...you'll be the normal one.

    be safe
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    it snowed last night

    it Snowed Last Night..

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor...
  25. Thread: joke of the week

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    joke of the week

    A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother
    told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his
    study for a talk....
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