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  1. Thread: hard to say

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    hard to say

    the three hardest things to say...

    1. i was wrong

    2. i need help

    3. worcestshire sauce

    be safe
  2. Thread: Pyramid 11/14/19

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    Re: Pyramid 11/14/19

    our best days of fishing was several years ago when we landed 47 on 6-29 and 57 on 6-30.
    now that's what you call 'good days'. that day was slow, but this season has been slow for us.
    be safe
  3. Thread: Alzheimers

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    Re: Alzheimers

    i showed this to my doctor, he said "you dont have alzheimers". you have CRS.
    so i'm ok.
    be safe
  4. Thread: getting older

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    Re: getting older

    still pushing down on the grass instead of up.
    be safe
  5. Thread: Alzheimers

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    Alzheimers

    "For some time now, I have been stuck and I do not know what we were or I was talking about ...
    Before, I was afraid it was the beginning of Alzheimer's ... but today, after reading this article, I...
  6. Thread: realization

    by okie
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    realization

    something just occurred to me, growing up in the 60's and 70's was a lot more fun
    than being in my 60's and 70's. as long as I have my LONG TERM memory I have
    something to smile about. short term...
  7. Thread: golf

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    golf

    my wife asked me, "why dont you play golf with me?"
    i told her, "the way i play golf, it's more like an adult Easter egg hunt!"
    be safe
  8. Thread: appreciation

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    appreciation

    you never know how much you appreciate something until it's gone,
    toilet paper is a good example.

    i really think senility is going to be a smooth transition for me.
    gonna sign off now, don't...
  9. Thread: getting older

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    getting older

    the best part of getting older is "nothing', getting older sucks.
    jmho
    be safe
  10. Thread: space

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    space

    A secretary received an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss for a Christmas present.

    She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail.

    The boss's wife read the e-mail and immediately...
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    Re: Members, Where Have They Gone?

    I met Kristy at a pmid fest several years ago, but haven't heard or seen anything from them since. I agree with wd, people just move on, but then they might have got tired of the crap
    that I post...
  12. Thread: help

    by okie
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    help

    A modern-day cowboy named Ken has spent many days crossing the South Dakota prairies without water.
    His horse had already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has...
  13. Thread: Collins Lake

    by okie
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    Re: Collins Lake

    I've been to 2 fests at Collins, didn't catch any fish either time. but the time spent
    with the people there that I had known on the net made both trips worth the drive.
    if you ever get a chance to...
  14. Thread: smart wives

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    smart wives

    https://1funny.com/women-know-things-that-men-dont-fred-klett/

    is your wife smart like this? mine is.
    be safe
  15. Thread: cold

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    Re: cold

    it's a balmy 23 degrees at my house. stay warm.
    be safe
  16. Thread: cold

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    cold

    just saw the weather on tv, they said it going to get colder than a witches thorax.
    bundle up.
    be safe
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    Re: how do you like your steak

    that's the only way to eat steak,
    cut his horns off, wipe his butt and send him out here.
    be safe
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    Re: how do you like your steak

    never had lobster, but when I was a kid I did like crawdad tails, only tuna I like is
    the canned tuna, halibut is great. earlier this year I went to ca and fished for halibut
    in the bay with my...
  19. Thread: a jewel

    by okie
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    a jewel

    A balding, white haired man walked into a jeweler store this past Friday evening
    with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for
    a special ring for his...
  20. Thread: Friend sent this

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    Re: Friend sent this

    I guess you're as sick as I am.
    be safe
  21. Thread: Friend sent this

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    Re: Friend sent this

    dam, i'm sicker than I thought I was, no wonder I feel so bad all the time.
    be safe
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    how do you like your steak

    Waiter: What is your entrιe, sir?
    Diner: I would like the 10 oz ribeye steak.

    Waiter: How would you like it prepared?

    Diner: Kind of like winning an argument with my wife.

    Waiter: very...
  23. Thread: ecercise

    by okie
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    ecercise

    my doctor told me to spend at least one hour a day on the treadmill.
    so I got 1 of our big, soft Korean blankets, folded it and placed it on
    the treadmill. that's where I take my afternoon nap for...
  24. Thread: perfect!

    by okie
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    perfect!

    once upon a time, a perfect man met a perfect woman. they had a perfect courtship,
    they had a perfect wedding, and their life together was of course, perfect.

    one snowy Christmas eve, this...
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    Re: Pyramid Fest Fall 2019.

    if it cant be posted here, I don't need to read it, I don't do facebook. jmho
    be safe
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