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    Re: The italian poker club

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetspray View Post
    Probably but at the funeral/burial their last names would change to "Mud"...........Jetspray
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    Re: The italian poker club

    i don't gamble often, I still have 800 of the 1k that I won at baldinis keno.
    be safe

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooks View Post
    The three not named....wouldn't happen to be Angelo, Luigi , and Mario?
    Probably but at the funeral/burial their last names would change to "Mud"...........Jetspray
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    Re: The italian poker club

    The three not named....wouldn't happen to be Angelo, Luigi , and Mario?
    Catch ya later ... hooks

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    Re: The italian poker club

    Ahhh yes the power of the "spoken word", RIP. I would rather gamble here, I am not a good gambler so I would just walk into the Casino and throw $60 on the floor and walk out........Jetspray
    2003 Alumaweld, 19'6", Chevy vortec V-6, SD-309 american turbine jet, T-8 Yamaha kicker, waiting for the tackle fairy to show up to fill my boxes

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    The italian poker club

    rcvd this from a friend

    Six retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Guido loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table!
    Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up.


    At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"

    They cut the cards. Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.


    "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!"


    So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants? Pasquale declares: "Your husband just lost $1,000 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

    "Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.


    "I'll go tell him." says Pasquale.

    be safe






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