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    Re: dating ads for seniors

    Barn Find

    One of a kind all original unrestored survivor.

    Solid bones and awesome patina

    Previously owned by a bluehair as a grocery go getter

    Smokes a little

    Parts of grill missing

    Needs a lube job and throttle body injector serviced.

    Excellent candidate for restoration

    Take me out for a test drive
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    dating ads for seniors

    The Villages Dating Ads
    Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper.

    You can say what you want about Florida,
    but you never hear of

    anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in
    ''The Villages''
    Florida newspaper.(Who says seniors don't have A sense of humor?)
    FOXY LADY:
    Sexy, fashion-conscious voluptuous blue-haired beauty,
    80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
    Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
    Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

    ----------------------------------------------------

    LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
    Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
    Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
    Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
    ----------------------------------------------------



    SERENITY NOW:
    I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
    Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,

    take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
    ----------------------------------------------------


    WINNING SMILE:
    Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
    To share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

    ----------------------------------------------------

    BEATLES OR STONES?
    I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
    Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
    If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
    let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
    ----------------------------------------------------


    MEMORIES:
    I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
    If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our

    two heads together.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    My favorite

    MINT CONDITION:
    Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
    Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
    Isn't in running condition, but walks well.


    Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

    be safe

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