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    Cool Re: joke of the week

    Maybe he is just waiting for dad to become the "Holy Ghost"........Jetspray
    2003 Alumaweld, 19'6", Chevy vortec V-6, SD-309 american turbine jet, T-8 Yamaha kicker, waiting for the tackle fairy to show up to fill my boxes

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    joke of the week

    A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother
    told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his
    study for a talk.


    "So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.
    "I am a biblical scholar," he replied.


    "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a
    nice house for my daughter to live in?"


    "I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."


    "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father.

    "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

    "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

    "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé. The conversation proceeded like this ...
    and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.


    Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

    The father answered, “”Not good...he has no job, he has no plans and he thinks I'm God."

    be safe


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