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    I filter my water and ice machine, change filters and osmosis frequently. W.C. Fields was asked why he drank gin and alcohol all the time and he replied "I don't drink water cause fish F*** in it"......Jetspray
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    water

    A Glass of Wine vs Water(oh, dear!)

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine,
    and those who don't,
    and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    Ben Franklin said this "In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria."

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
    that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
    have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) bacteria
    found in feces.
    In other words, we are literally consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.


    However,
    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer, (or rum, whiskey or other type of spirits)
    Because alcohol has to go through an extensive purification Process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

    Remember Therefore:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine & Beer = Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s... .

    VERIFICATION:
    BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
    THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .


    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service.

    be safe

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