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    Junior Member Don - Nevada's Avatar
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    Re: perfect!

    Psst Okie,

    I think you are tap dancing on thin ice.

    LOL

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    Re: perfect!

    PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE
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    perfect!

    once upon a time, a perfect man met a perfect woman. they had a perfect courtship,
    they had a perfect wedding, and their life together was of course, perfect.

    one snowy Christmas eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect vehicle. along a
    winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
    being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    there stood Santa Claus with a large bundle of toys. not wanting to disappoint any
    of the children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
    toys into their perfect vehicle.

    Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. unfortunately the driving conditions
    deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa had an accident.
    only one of them survived the accident.

    question? who was the survivor?

    the perfect woman survived. she's the only one who existed in the first place.
    everyone knows there is no Santa Claus, and there is no such thing as a
    perfect man.

    *WOMEN STOP READING HERE THAT IS THE END OF THE JOKE!

    so if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus the woman must have been driving.
    this explains why there was an accident.
    by the way, if you're a woman and still reading this, it illustrates another point...
    WOMEN NEVER LISTEN.

    your friend and mine
    be safe

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