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    Quote Originally Posted by okie View Post
    This is a conversation between a man and his wife. please note that she asks seven
    questions that he answers quite simply. But then she is speechless after answering
    only one question from him. I'd bet this happens more often than not to most husbands
    out there.

    woman: do you drink beer?
    man:yes
    woman:how many beers a day?
    man: usually about three
    woman: how much do you pay per beer?
    man: about $5.00 which includes a tip.

    this is where it gets scary

    woman: how long have you been drinking?
    man: about 20 years I suppose.

    woman: so a beer costs about $5 and you have three beers a day
    which puts your spending each month at $450.00, in one
    year that would be approximately $5,400 correct?
    man: correct

    woman: if in one year you spend $5400, not counting for inflation,
    the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00, correct?
    man: correct

    woman: do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money
    could have been put in a step-up savings account and after accounting
    for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could now have bought
    an airplane?
    man: do you drink beer?
    woman: no
    man: where's your airplane?
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    Male logic

    This is a conversation between a man and his wife. please note that she asks seven
    questions that he answers quite simply. But then she is speechless after answering
    only one question from him. I'd bet this happens more often than not to most husbands
    out there.

    woman: do you drink beer?
    man:yes
    woman:how many beers a day?
    man: usually about three
    woman: how much do you pay per beer?
    man: about $5.00 which includes a tip.

    this is where it gets scary

    woman: how long have you been drinking?
    man: about 20 years I suppose.

    woman: so a beer costs about $5 and you have three beers a day
    which puts your spending each month at $450.00, in one
    year that would be approximately $5,400 correct?
    man: correct

    woman: if in one year you spend $5400, not counting for inflation,
    the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00, correct?
    man: correct

    woman: do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money
    could have been put in a step-up savings account and after accounting
    for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could now have bought
    an airplane?
    man: do you drink beer?
    woman: no
    man: where's your airplane?

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