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okie replied to a thread Pyramid 12-5-19 in Trout Board

usually the fishing is pretty good anytime, fishing season is closed from 7-01 thru 9-30. if you have never been here, the second full weekend...

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12-04-2019, 01:31 PM

okie replied to a thread exercise in Campfire Board

100 yard dash? I haven't done that in over 50 years, the farthest I've ran is about 15 feet, a couple months ago we had a coyote in our back yard...

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12-04-2019, 11:04 AM

okie replied to a thread exercise in Campfire Board

do you get back up like I do? after squat step 1 fall over 2 straighten out 3 get on hands and...

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12-04-2019, 08:47 AM

okie started a thread exercise in Campfire Board

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery? be safe

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12-04-2019, 06:34 AM

okie replied to a thread wild fires california in Campfire Board

a lot of places in the U.S. and overseas that are a lot smarter than Ca. be safe

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12-02-2019, 03:08 PM

okie replied to a thread Thanksgiving storm in Campfire Board

don't feel bad, my catching is so bad, I haven't even caught a cold in over 5 years. be safe

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12-02-2019, 08:58 AM

okie replied to a thread wild fires california in Campfire Board

in most states they have a clean area near high power lines so they don't touch trees and cause fires. be safe

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12-02-2019, 08:53 AM

okie started a thread bkfst in Campfire Board

be safe

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12-01-2019, 05:54 PM

okie replied to a thread Thanksgiving storm in Campfire Board

I stopped smoking 1990 I think it was, after about 40 years i'm glad I did. I was about 1 and a half pack a day. i'm sure glad I did because I...

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11-29-2019, 08:34 AM

okie replied to a thread Thanksgiving storm in Campfire Board

when i was working in taiwan, it didnt snow there much, only saw it in the mountains. the site i was at was on top of a mountain and was leaving...

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11-28-2019, 04:05 PM

okie replied to a thread Thanksgiving storm in Campfire Board

wishing everyone a very safe and happy Thanksgiving. be safe....AND WARM. okie and family

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11-27-2019, 03:38 PM

okie started a thread The Texas Farmer in Campfire Board

A Texas farmer went to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and begins talking. The Aussie show off his big wheat field and the...

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11-27-2019, 11:30 AM

okie replied to a thread how was i born? in Campfire Board

I don't, I think she is probably a fine young lady, it's animals like us that give them a bad name. be safe

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11-27-2019, 09:07 AM

okie started a thread How do court recorders keep straight faces???? in Campfire Board

rcvd this from a friend, enjoy These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word...

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11-27-2019, 08:17 AM

okie replied to a thread how was i born? in Campfire Board

I've met a few of them in my travels. live is not as much fun since I retired, my travels in Asia gave me a totally different outlook on life. sure...

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11-27-2019, 06:38 AM

okie started a thread Christmas in Campfire Board

Last Christmas, a very attractive lesbian couple asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told them "I wanna watch." They gave me a...

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11-26-2019, 10:17 PM

okie replied to a thread how was i born? in Campfire Board

you shouldn't get us all interested then just stop the story. be safe

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11-26-2019, 12:46 PM

okie started a thread snow man in Campfire Board

7:00- built a snow man in the front yard. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow...

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11-26-2019, 09:16 AM

okie started a thread how was i born? in Campfire Board

A 7 year old lad asked Mom , "How was I born Mommy?" Mom smiled and said...... "Once upon a time me and your Daddy had a wonderful time and we...

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11-26-2019, 09:05 AM

okie started a thread balls in Campfire Board

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING 3. The sport of...

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11-25-2019, 09:48 PM

okie started a thread learning in Campfire Board

what do we learn from cows, buffalo and elephants? that it's impossible to lose weight by eating green grass, salads and walking. be safe

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11-25-2019, 06:41 PM

okie started a thread politics in Campfire Board

we get the word politics from two different words.... poly meaning many and ticks meaning blood sucking parasites jmho be safe

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11-25-2019, 09:09 AM

okie started a thread This quote is priceless in Campfire Board

i'm in total agreement with this "America does not need to see the tax returns of a billionaire who became a public servant. America needs to...

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11-24-2019, 06:13 PM

okie replied to a thread The 16 Commandments of Growing Old in Campfire Board

I fit all of those, guess i'm getting old, but I feel about the same, of course the pacemaker, hearing aids and not being as active may have...

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11-24-2019, 01:24 PM

okie started a thread trust in your friends in Campfire Board

rcvd this from a "friend" Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy...

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11-20-2019, 04:25 PM

okie started a thread men are happier people in Campfire Board

From a "slightly" biased and chauvinistic perspective. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is...

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11-20-2019, 12:51 PM

okie started a thread fairy tales in Campfire Board

my great-grandson asked me "does all fairy tales beging with "once upon a time"? i told him , "no, some begin with "if i am elected". he just...

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11-19-2019, 04:32 PM

okie replied to a thread Alzheimers in Campfire Board

you must have a good wife, i have short time memory loss, but my wife make dam sure i dont forget her. be safe

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11-19-2019, 10:40 AM

Paintguy replied to a thread Part 1 Puerto Vallarta Great Fishing in Outer Limits

Great report. I need to book a trip. Thank you Jerry

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11-18-2019, 05:00 PM

okie started a thread pmid in Trout Board

hit the mid today with hooks, slow, I think we only landed 3 all day. thanks don for a great day on the water. be safe

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