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  1. Thread: bad times

    by okie
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    bad times

    you think times are bad now? wait for about 20 years when our leaders
    will be 'home schooled' by day drinkers.
    just something to think about
    be safe
  2. Thread: six foot pole

    by okie
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    six foot pole

    any of you remember the old saying " I wouldn't touch him/her
    with a six foot pole?
    well, here we are.
    be safe
  3. Thread: wife

    by okie
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    wife

    my wife has been working from home lately. we were sitting on the couch
    and my wife sweetly whispered, "the best part of this is I get to spend more
    time with you", as I looked over at her lovingly...
  4. Thread: my body

    by okie
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    Re: my body

    why not? you see some funny facial expressions when they see you coming.
    just kidding, take it from experience, DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!
    be safe
  5. Thread: my body

    by okie
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    Re: my body

    you're lucky, I've been doing that for years.
    be safe
  6. Thread: my body

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    my body

    my body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when
    I pee it cleans the toilet.
    be safe
  7. Thread: Xxx contents

    by okie
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    Re: Xxx contents

    me neither, guess i'll just have to put up with the wife, Cal I guess we are not as popular
    and well known as some on here.
    be safe
  8. Thread: golf

    by okie
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    golf

    A FOURSOME OF GUYS IS WAITING AT THE MEN'S TEE WHILE A FOURSOME OF WOMEN IS HITTING FROM THE LADIES' TEE.

    WHEN THE FINAL LADY IS READY TO HIT HER BALL, SHE DUFFS IT 10 FEET. THEN SHE GOES OVER AND...
  9. Thread: Question

    by okie
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    Re: Question

    A. go fishing.... virus

    b. stay home with the wife... 24/7

    imho, 6 of one and a half doz of the other.

    be safe, i'm moving into the garage.
  10. Thread: bad times

    by okie
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    bad times

    if things get real bad and we have to resort to cannibalism, remember
    VEGANS FIRST, they are the nearest thing to grass fed.
    be safe
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    Re: little brown shack out back

    you never know when nature calls, haven't you and someone else in your
    family has to go? they sure make it convenient. I was very happy when my father added a bathroom
    in the house I grew up in....
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    little brown shack out back

    how many remember using one of these?

    'little brown shack outback'

    be safe
  13. Thread: Xxx contents

    by okie
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    Re: Xxx contents

    thanks Wes, looks like this quarantine is getting to a lot of people.
    be safe
  14. Thread: quarantine party

    by okie
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    Re: quarantine party

    positive! I think my wife got us a couple years worth, 2 of those big
    bundles.
    be safe
  15. Thread: quarantine party

    by okie
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    quarantine party

    i'm having a 'quarantine party' this weekend, none of you are invited.
    be safe
  16. Thread: life

    by okie
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    Re: life

    yes, I just logged on to post that, thanks Seon. slowly some of the
    old stuff is coming back, guess i'm on my way to what used
    to be called "returning to your childhood". I didn't feel this bad...
  17. Thread: life

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    Re: life

    a lot of people are not shaking hands because of this coronavirus,
    NOT ME, i'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
    be safe
  18. Thread: life

    by okie
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    life

    after all the stupid things I've done in my life, if I die because I
    touched my face, i'm going to be pis...off.
    have a nice day
    your friend and mine
    okie
  19. Re: Washing State to close all fishing at midnightg tonight.

    I was a cook for my first 4 years in the Navy, wanted to stay a cook but
    they wouldn't let me. that's why I got into communications, my
    brother-in-law recommended it. had a good 20 years in the...
  20. Re: Washing State to close all fishing at midnightg tonight.

    as long as you're pushing down on the grass instead of up, don't complain
    is how I feel about it.
    be safe
  21. Re: Washing State to close all fishing at midnightg tonight.

    just accompany, even bologna and cheese is better with ritz crackers than bread, it's even better with a big piece of white onion. jmho.
    be safe
  22. Re: Washing State to close all fishing at midnightg tonight.

    sauerkraut is better with hot polish sausages, kosher dill pickles, and
    a big slice of Bermuda onion, and ritz crackers .jmho
    be safe
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    getting old

    I told my wife "when I die i'm leaving everything to you!"
    she replied, "you already do you lazy bas...!"
    be safe
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    Re: Is this where the jokes go?

    back in my day, the only time there was 'panic buying' was
    when the bartender yelled, "last call".
    be safe
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    Re: Is this where the jokes go?

    we've been married for over 30 years, she hasn't aged 10 years, but you
    can look at me and tell I've been down a long rough road.
    be safe
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