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    Re: priceless

    Now that was funny.

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    priceless

    An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. suddenly,
    the light turned yellow, just in front of him. he did the right thing, stopping at the cross walk,
    even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    the tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
    chance to get through the intersection. as she was still in mid rant, she heard a tap on her window
    and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

    the officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. he took her to the police station where she
    was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman
    approached the cell and opened the door. she was escorted back to the booking desk where the
    arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    he said, "i'm very sorry for this mistake. you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
    your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'choose life'
    license plate, the 'what would Jesus do? bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- school' bumper
    sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, I assumed you had stolen the car."

    be safe

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