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    Re: golf comments

    God I suck at golf, gonna remind this all the time I'm playing

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    Re: golf comments

    And that is why we go fishing .

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    Cool Re: golf comments

    Number :
    5

    Golfer:
    "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's
    too much of a distraction."

    Caddy:
    "It's not a watch - it's a
    compass.


    With all of the current GPS technology and golfcart equipment, it is way to easy to find your balls......Jetspray
    2003 Alumaweld, 19'6", Chevy vortec V-6, SD-309 american turbine jet, T-8 Yamaha kicker, waiting for the tackle fairy to show up to fill my boxes

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    golf comments

    Number 10
    Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    Number : 9
    Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    Number : 8
    Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."

    Number : 7

    Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    Number : 6
    Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."

    Number : 5
    Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    Number : 4
    Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."

    Number : 3
    Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
    Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

    Number : 2
    Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago."

    And the Number: 1.... Best Caddy Comment:
    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off

    be safe





    Last edited by okie; 06-09-2019 at 08:11 PM.

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