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    A teacher asks a student:
    "What kind of woman would you like to be with when you're all grown up?"

    "A woman like themoon!" Answers the kid.

    "That's beautiful," breathes the teacher,
    "what a choice!
    Is it because you'd like her to be beautiful and as radiant as the moon?"

    "No, I'd like her to appear at night and disappear come morning!"


    After bob died, everyone gathered at his funeral. Then the minister started to speak:
    "He was a model husband, a decent man, a terrific father.."

    The widow then makes a motion for her son to come to her.

    "What is it mother?" he whisper.

    "Dear, go check the casket, I think we're at the wrong funeral..."


    Wife: "What are you doing?"
    Husband: "Nothing."

    Wife: "What do you mean nothing? You've been staring at our marriage certificate for over an hour!"

    Husband: "Yea, I'm checking the expiration date."


    "The new neighbours are so in love," remarks Susan to her husband, "he hugs her,
    kisses her and strokes her hair. Why don'tyou do that?"

    “Because I don’t know her that well.”


    Knock on the door.

    "Hello sir, would you like to contribute something to the old folks home?"

    "Yes, actually." Beams the old man.
    “Inge, put your jacket on and pack a suitcase!”


    An elderly couple is walking in the city, hand in hand, when they pass a jewellery store.

    The wife turns to her husband with a smile:
    "Love, would you buy me a chain?"

    "Why?" Asks the husband, "Tired of being free?"


    A woman asks her husband:
    "What do you like about me the most? My beautiful face or my sexy body?"

    The husband gives her a long, appreciating look.
    "Your sense of humour."

    be safe
    Last edited by okie; 06-15-2019 at 05:14 AM.

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    Re: Love

    WOW! You sure spread the love.
    You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
    Doing the best I can with what's left.

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    Re: Love

    Let me just send this to my wife :D

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