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    Re: it snowed last night

    Somewhere Putin is smiling . Da America is full of snowflakes !!!
    Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught...........

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    Lightbulb Re: it snowed last night

    Quote Originally Posted by BDuck View Post
    There is no weather hot enough to melt snowflakes.
    "Snowflakes" are extremely toxic and are made up of asbestos anyway....Jetspray
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    Re: it snowed last night

    Quote Originally Posted by okie View Post
    it Snowed Last Night..
    Moral:
    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.

    be safe
    There is no weather hot enough to melt snowflakes.
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    it snowed last night

    it Snowed Last Night..

    8:00 am: I made a snowman.


    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.


    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.


    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.


    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.


    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.


    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    Moral:
    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.

    be safe
    Last edited by okie; 08-22-2019 at 04:35 PM.

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