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    Re: Hillbilly Moms Letter

    Quote Originally Posted by Seon View Post
    Billy Bobs pick up line at the bar..."Mighty fine tooth you got that Gal".
    And if you have ever used that might b a redneck! (apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)

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    Re: Hillbilly Moms Letter

    Billy Bobs pick up line at the bar..."Mighty fine tooth you got that Gal".

    235 Duckworth Navigator, Yamaha F150

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    Re: Hillbilly Moms Letter

    "I had a good friend in New York City. He never called me by my name, just hillbilly. " Hank Willams Jr.

    Just popped into my mind
    Catch ya later ... hooks

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    Re: Hillbilly Moms Letter

    I think the letter sounds more like Nancy Pelosi before her first glass of wine in the morning while she still has a little lucidity.
    Hunting, Fishing and Labrador Retrievers and at the end of the day a glass of Buffalo Trace Whiskey- Life is Sweet.

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    Cool Re: Hillbilly Moms Letter

    You forgot the signature to the letter Bill, it should read "Your loving mother Hillary Clinton".....Jetspray
    2003 Alumaweld, 19'6", Chevy vortec V-6, SD-309 american turbine jet, T-8 Yamaha kicker, waiting for the tackle fairy to show up to fill my boxes

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    Hillbilly Moms Letter

    rcvd yhis from a friemd

    Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.

    We don't live where we did when you left.

    Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

    Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers
    with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

    This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and
    haven't seen 'em since.

    It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

    The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send
    in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

    We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on
    Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.

    About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or
    girl so dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle???

    Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought
    them off playfully, so he drowned.
    We cremated him and he burned for three days

    Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other
    two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.

    The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down.

    Not much more news this time.

    Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I
    will send another one.

    Love, Mom

    P.S. - I was going to send you some spending money, but I had already sealed
    the envelope and mailed it.

    be safe

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